I'm never happy in my house. Yet it always feels like home. Maybe it's one of those places where you aren't happy. Where you

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Taco Hell

I love to eat at Taco Bell. I steal their sporks. I've stolen 100's from all over the world. I tell everyone I meet how much I love Taco Bell. But, Recently, I've been betrayed. Yes, that's right. I was betrayed by one of my true loves. I wished to purchase a #2. In most Taco Bells this is a grilled stuft burrito. It is accompanied by a Lg drink and a bag of nachos. The total price is $4.99. But, I love taco supremes. (The difference is they add sourcream to a supreme...) So, the #1 is also $4.99 and is a Burrito supreme with a Lg drink and a taco supreme. So, I politely ask the woman behind the counter if she would kindly sub my nachos and their petroleum yellow dye #7 cheese liquid, for a scrumptious taco supreme. She promptly says, "No." O.o "Whut?!", I replied. They're the same price, can't you just fix a taco supreme instead of a nacho?? She explained that, They make more money off the cheese". What cheese is she talking about?! The cheese liquid that I don't want? The cheese inside the aforementioned burritos? Or maybe the 3 strips of cheese inside the taco. Either way, I didn't care anymore. I look at her like she's a complete idiot, swipe my card, and sit down to "enjoy" my nachos.

Officer Gann

Officer Gann passed away this morning, February 17, 2009. He was involved in a wreck with an 18 wheeler and passed during airlift to Erlanger Hospital. He will be greatly missed. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his friends and family. (Funeral arrangements to follow.)