Pics at Midnight

These were taken of a random family in downtown Chattanooga. Thanks for posing you guys. :)
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No money

56 hours Amount of Hours Worked As A "Joe"
X$9.14 Hourly Rate for "Joe" Work
$511.84 Amount of Money They Don't Owe Me

Tricking Your Employees Into Working Out of Contract

Priceless

Myspace Comments

New Pictures on my photobucket

I posted new pictures on photobucket. See them Here

Dorks, Whale Penis, and Adam Underwood. Oh My!

This is a blog from myspace that I posted a few weeks ago, but its fun reading. :)

Ok so, I went to Fall Creek Falls this past week with for the home-schoolers family week. Anyway, Friday morning I got up and a bunch of friends and me, about 15 of us, took the flat bottom boats up the river. In my boat were 4 girls: Krystal, a 19 yr. old CNA, Lexie, a 15 or 16 yr old., Allison, a 19 yr. old college student and preachers kid, and Shoeey, a 16 yr old. So half way up the river Krystal goes Justin your a dork. And I say do you know what that means and she says no. I said its the Scientific Definition for a Whales penis'. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dork

And we just laughed it off. The ^dictionary^ didn't mention the whale part.

Well a couple of hrs. later I see Adam Underwood, a local pastor and father of Allison. I sit down to talk to him because he used to give my mom piano lessons and our church choir singing lessons. The whole time I was talking to him he seemed distracted. Later that night we had chapel and he gave was the speaker. At 10 that night we were all gathered in the mess hall b/c it was leftover night and you could eat anything that was in the fridge. Adam comes up to me and says Can I speak with you for a minute? and i'm like yeah. So he takes me out next to the woods behind the mess hall and by this point i'm getting a little freaked out and he says,"You don't know me and I don't know you, but one of my daughters were in the boat with you this afternoon and apparently you said some pretty vulgar things." and I said, "Sir, I don't know what your talking about." and he says," I've ask around and I can't get anyone to repeat it but it was something about a whales anatomy." And I started laughing at him and I'm like,"Yeah, Krystal called me a dork and I ask her if she knew what it meant." I told him the same thing it says at the top of the blog. And he says,"Do you think that was honoring God?" and I knew he wanted to hear No so I said no. and Hes like," It may be a fact but theres even words in the Bible that we don't use anymore." Then, hes like,"Are you a christian?" and I'm like yeah. And he says well I'm gonna ask you to go apologize to my daughter Allison. (Allison is the 19 yr. old.)

So I go to Allison and I'm like," I apologize if anything I said in the boat this afternoon offended you." And shes like,"Yeah, I've been home schooled always and been in college a year and it suprised me."

Now come, on your 19 yrs old and a 15 yr old giving someone else a definition that includes the word penis? Thats a little ridiculous. You can't live in denial forever. Penis really do exist.

Sincerly,

Jmac

P.S. I apologize if me using the words whale penis offended youand I promise not to say whale penis anymore in your presence. So to end I'm sorry for saying whale penis and let this be my formal apology to the Sequatchie Valley Christian Home Schoolers for soiling their daughters minds.

P.S.S. Don't you have to take anatomy and physiology even if your a home schooler?

Well....Now who wants to screw with people's myspace accounts?

My cousin is 12 yrs. old and I was at his house this morning and used his computer to check my myspace. Since, I was fixin to leave for work (at Riverbend(See Below)) I just walked away from his computer without bothering to logout. Well about 2 hours later I got a phone call from this girl I know and she was like, "Did you myspace me?" and I'm like no and she says well then someones hacked your myspace b/c they're messaging me. So, when I get back on my laptop I find this message in the inbox.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JMAC
Date: Jun 10, 2007 1:56 PM


i never told anybod this and im even kind of nerves telling you espesialy but i like you


So, I'm like, "Andre!".
Well, I'm furious because he's been messing with my myspace and I'm not getting paid. When my aunt pulls up to pick me up from the festival I found out why Andre was in the car with us. He had gotten a VTD. A Virtually Transmitted Disease. I'm now posting this from the Children's Hospital around the corner from the festival.

We Need Girlfriends

This is a great set of webisodes by Ragtag Productions. Its a gotta watch thing. This is Episode 1 and you can see the other ones on the right side of the screen. If Darth Vader shows up ignore him and refresh the page or click a different video.

My Life Today (6-10-07)

Ok so I'll start by telling you all who I'am.
I'm Justin McAfee. I'm 15 and will be 16 in just a few short days. I'm in college even though I should just be a sophmore in high school. (I'm smart) I have two parents Kimball (Dad) & Terri (Mom). Mom is a stay at home mother raising my 3 sisters and me while dad works as a technician for his company where he works on tufting machines (the big machines that make carpet). My sisters are 12 , 6, and 2 yrs. old. Leighann the 12 yr. old is a basketball nut. She plays for Tennessee Xtreme. They were 2nd in the nation in 2006 and they intend to take the title this year. They also hold the highest scoring game in AAU Women's Basketball 12U history and are listed in the Women's Basketball Hall Of Fame and Won the Tennessee State Tournament for both AAU and YBOA. Lauren, the 6 yr. old, is a 2nd grader and hates school so Mom might home school her this coming fall. Alayna, the 2 yr. old, is a terrible toddler. Not really I love her. Anyway back to being in college. My college has a campaign going called the "Ask Joe!" campaign. I recently auditioned for a part as a "Joe". I was ecstatic; the college pays us $9.14/hr., book money, and gas mileage. So, that was 2 months ago. Because of budgeting issues we don't go under contract until July when the new budget starts. Well I've been working for the college every chance I could because I needed money for a trip to the National Young Leaders Conference in D.C. in November, but the tution is due in July. So, I went and worked a day at a parade. Then, at a golf tournament. Then, this week I started working as a "Joe" for the Riverbend Festival in Chattanooga, Tennessee. All this time I had been working would have meant a lump sum of cash coming in just days before my tution will be due. But, It didn't work out that way. After working a total of almost 56 hours, my boss tells me tonight that I won't be paid for ANY of the hours I worked because I'm not under contract yet. Which means, I was a volunteer this whole time. This money means alot to me and now I find out I'll be recieving none of it. The nomination to go on the NYLC trip is a really big deal and with my sister going to nationals that puts my family needing $5000 by June 25th. As you can imagine this royally sucks and therefore makes it interesting enough to stick in a blog. :)